When I was at school I was always the one that would lose the girl to the bigger boy driving a pimped up Peagout 206 or Fiesta Sport. Every time that I thought I had a girlfriend or a prospective sexual adventure some twat in a burberry hat always came along and pinched her in a blaze of exhaust fumes, petrol and teenage promiscuity.

My main problem at the time was that, try as I may, I just simply could not afford a car good enough to even compete with them. It’s a shame really that the internet was still in its youth back then and that we couldn’d have a had a website like Auto Mobile . If we did, I would have surely found a car to fit my slender price bracket.

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